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Clerks II [Jun. 9th, 2006|01:20 pm]
Kevin Smallman
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Clerks II - July 21, 2006

Clerks II - July 21, 2006

Clerks II - July 21, 2006
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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2005|05:57 pm]
Kevin Smallman
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lol [Sep. 16th, 2004|09:54 am]
Kevin Smallman

If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice Spas-7 Shotgun
Appearance Trenchcoat, while riding your trusty steed
Your Battle Cry... Infuriates the enemy
Foes slain upon first strike: - 58%
What you fight Zombies
You fight.... Because you have nothing better to do
This fun quiz by Ferggs - Taken 55643 Times.
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"You won't take your socks off." LOL how did they know? [Sep. 13th, 2004|06:23 pm]
Kevin Smallman
[Current Tunez |Rolling Stones - Can't You Hear Me Knocking]


What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 41%
Kissing Skill Level - 38%
Cudding Skill Level - 84%
Sex Skill Level - 73%
Why They Love You You know how to push their buttons.
Why They Hate You You won't take your socks off.
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(no subject) [Aug. 14th, 2004|01:17 pm]
Kevin Smallman
What is your tragic death?
by AniMarth
Name
Date of DeathDecember 26, 2005
Gold In Bank$999,999
# of Party Members2
DeathAfter finding out that everyone you ever trusted in the world were really just using you, you bought and X Box and bored yourself to death.
Location of PartyYou're the slowest and weakest member of the party, so they just abandoned you.
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I want myself dead? lol [Aug. 14th, 2004|01:15 pm]
Kevin Smallman
What do YOUR livejournal friends think of you? by broadwayrl
username
favourite color
sex
is only your friend because you told them to bexxdibbyxx
fantasizes about your feetrelorya
wants you deadtmnt_guru
thinks your moms HOTT STUFFt_macd
wishes they were closer to youlinden_tree
writes songs about youyellow_dazzler
loves you very muchjymm_roquand
misses youassetic
wishes they knew you betterbayley_jade
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Holy Shit Dude! [Jul. 2nd, 2004|01:31 pm]
Kevin Smallman

What Life Will YOU Have In The Future?!
Username?
Pick One
How Old Are You?
Pick A Color
Your Occupation.. an actor
How Many Kids You Will Have.. 303
What You Will Look Like..
You Will Die By Murder FALSE
Will You Be Happy In The Future? (8) - As I see it, yes. - (8)
Bangability. - 100%
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This is your life [Jun. 27th, 2004|07:41 pm]
Kevin Smallman
And you open the door
And you step inside
We're inside our hearts

Now imagine your pain
Is a white ball of healing light
That's right, feel your pain,
The pain itself,
Is a white ball of healing light
I don't think so

This is your life
Good to the last drop,
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life, and it's ending
One minute at a time
This isn't a seminar
And this isn't a weekend retreat
Where you are now
You can't even imagine
What the bottom will be like

Only after disaster
Can we be resurrected
It's only after you've lost
Everything that you're
Free to do anything

Nothing is static,
Everything is evolving,
Everything is
Falling apart

This is your life
This is your life
It doesn't get any better than this
This is your life
This is your life
And it's ending one minute at a time

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
You are the same decaying
Organic matter as everything else
We are all a part of the same compost heap
We are the all-singing,
All-dancing crap of the world
You are not your bank account,
You are not the clothes you wear
You are not the contents of your wallet
You are not your bowel cancer
You are not your grande latte
You are not the car you drive
You are not your fucking khakis

You have to give up,
You have to give up
You have to realise that someday you will die,
Until you know that you are useless
I say let me never be complete
I say may I never be content
I say deliver me from swedish furniture
I say deliver me from clever art
I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth
I say you have to give up
I say evolve, and let the chips
Fall where they may

This is your life
This is your life
It doesn't get any better than this
This is your life
This is your life and it's ending
One minute at a time
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I was in the mood [Jun. 21st, 2004|05:45 am]
Kevin Smallman
[Current Mood |pissed offpissed off]

I'm a Hells Angel, without the Harley Davidson.
You’re a Golden State Worrier without Anton Jamison.
I'm your last laugh without a punch line,
I'm a fist fight in your highschool halls at lunch time.
I'm dangerous like car wrecks without that drunk driver,
I'm that island that traps you and votes you off like survivor.
I'm McGivor without a red switchblade
I'm man made.
Graffiti on the walls without dearocale spray.
I'm a thirty second delay, without the time limit.
I'm a shark infested ocean I dare ya to dive in it.
I'm that gold chain, ready to be snatched from your neck.
I'm that aids virus, when you don't practice safe sex,
I'm that hole in your latex that made your whole world crash
The most dangerous three letter word is yes!

I'm your last bit of oxygen.
I'm Waco Texas.
I'm a thirteen year old kid steeling your Lexus.
I'm a trilogy, without the second and third sequels.
I'm a crash test dummy, without the smashed up vehicle.
I'm everything you dream of,
I'm life without death.
I'm a respirator holden' on to your last breath.
I'm Bill Gates's Microsoft without Silicon Valley.
I'm a natural born killer, without Micky and Mallery.
You’re a champion thrown around at a Barbie night practice.
I'm a cross between rival gangs and celebrity death matches.
I attack this, like pythons,
I'm a livin' icon.
You wanna see the apocalypse,
Then turn my mic on.
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Pweh!? [Jun. 14th, 2004|06:28 pm]
Kevin Smallman
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